So that dreaded time will come soon enough when you do your taxes in the buff. Not sure which is more scary. Thank God the cat is hairy. But what could you get taxed on this year? There could be many a things that you don't know about, I hear.
There is a pee tax.
Wait! Now it is lax.
The 1st century is where it took place.
As people would tax pee at a steady pace.
For it was used to clean,
Each and every scene.
Due to high ammonia content.
I hope they at least had a vent.
It must suck to be a witch.
They may curse those officials and make them itch.
For now somewhere out there,
People are taxed for being witches at their lair.
How would you know?
Do they have a witchy glow?
I would fear a curse,
Let the witches keep the coins in their purse.
Wig powder has a big tax,
So if you want to relax,
And strap on that wig,
Be prepared to pay big.
Do you have a tattoo?
One of a zoo?
Maybe some barbed wire,
Or your love for Oscar Meyer.
A tattoo dedicated to a whiner.
I hope you aren't a hand signer.
Either way taxed you are,
For displaying one at your bar.
Here is a great one.
God is so fun.
A Catholic tax is so cool.
God must really rule.
For if you don't pay,
You are kicked out of the fray.
I guess the bible must have missed that part.
"All shall take taxes to heart."
Want to go on a ride?
In the air you glide,
On your hot air balloon.
While the tax man sings a tune.
And now for the best.
It beats all the rest.
For it is a tax,
That reached the max.
The Soul Tax has come due.
It is charged to each and every one of you.
I wonder if cats count too?
But then what? Tax a kangaroo?
Did I forget to mention,
That this little tax detention,
Was done in 1718?
That Peter the Great was sure mean.
Why are they always great?
Is it their taxing fate?
Cat the great?
Pfft that is too low a fate.
So there we go some fun before the tax show. Even though it is a month or two away. I figured I'd get you in the mood at my bay. Glad I can make you grumble but you do not want to rumble. For the cat has hidden in the grass, pringle cans full of stuff that comes out of my little rhyming ass.
Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.
No.#1
ReplyDeleteHank
Back to form
DeleteBecoming the norm
Taxed to the maximum?
ReplyDeleteEquitable incidence of tax
Fairness is the norm
Lest the govt gets lax
Progressive taxation
Yet another consideration
Never you mind, have a fill
All must pay their tax bill
Hank
Yeah they get you every way
DeleteNo way around them at your bay
So may as well just pay
And have a nice day
oh trust our government will find a way to tax it, spend a bit more and tax again to make up for it...a pee tax...i wonder who the counter is and how they catch me peeing on a tree....and would i be jailed for such deed...hailed as a miscreant or strung up between steeds...no wig here, so hold the powder, 10% tax if you order the chowder...
ReplyDeleteYeah that chowder will do you in
DeleteThat tree may think it a sin
A crowd may think it's rude
While a dog could give you attitude haha
I'm up to hear with fecking tax and I'm not even a native!
ReplyDeletehaha yeah I agree
DeleteTaxed to death at every sea
Even if you don't work
ReplyDeleteyou pay higher taxes to some jerk
Our property taxes rose
while their values froze
taxes on food and clothes grew higher
the words of politicians proved another liar
Watched my healthcare insurance double
no wonder my country is in trouble
Yeah taking and taking some more
DeleteAll they are doing at your shore
Then cutting here and there
Filling their own pockets without a care
Can you imagine tax after an aspargus pee? Now that is some stinky ammonia pee!!! YEE GADS!!!!
ReplyDeleteYeah that would be blah in every way
DeleteWould not want to be that taxman any day
I bet gingers don't have to pay the soul tax.
ReplyDeleteBrandon would be screwed with the pee tax, what with his little girl bladder.
Lmao maybe he can pretend
DeleteTo be a little girl with such a trend
reminds me of a song by steve vai, helping us all realize the truth of the government
ReplyDeletehaha the truth is they are all full of shit
DeleteWith the garbage they spit
Yuck. I am still waiting on the consumption tax for people like me who are stingy consumers to win.
ReplyDeleteWhile that will prob come due
DeleteThen a win for you
I can't wait to do mine actually. Still waiting for my paperwork to come due.
ReplyDeleteGeez you must be getting some back
DeleteThere at your shack
With Austerity Measures
ReplyDeletein place
they tax
for looking
into space.
And dreaming
too, that
just won't do
so taxes on
that will
have to
come due.
The air
you breath?
We'll tax
that please.
Go to the
loo?
We'll tax
that too.
For the
governments broke
so you must
pay to
get us out
of the mess
we made.
If you add up all the taxes we pay, VAT, property tax, earning tax, service tax etc. it's no surprise that we have no money to spend to stimulate the damn economy. If I start ranting I won't stop.
Oh it is pathetic in every way
DeleteHad to have fun with it at my bay
As ranting I would be here all day
Just a sickening display
Looking at my final tax slip for the year
And seeing how much those greedy bastards took from my little rhyming rear haha
The evil is compounded by the fact that you work for wages that are too low to begin with and then the government has their hand in your pocket to pay for bullshit projects for their friends.
DeleteAnd hey, HRH is going to take away the crown. You are the Eternal King of Canada. I'm just giving myself a bit of story to play around with between the characters.
Yeah it is sickening in every way
DeleteHow much the suck away
And pfft the cat won't stand for that
He'll squash her flat
orlin N cassie... a pee tax !!!???? purrhaps thatz why peepulz iz all ways pizzed off at de govern mint !!
ReplyDeletehaza marvelous mackeral monday !!
haha that would be the case
DeleteMaybe they should pee on their face haha
Enjoying your ride for taxes.
ReplyDeleteJust see it:
singing tax-man in tuxedo
with placebo effet-
good idea, great cat,
no pain for tax gain!
Yeah make the pain rain
DeleteFor those of the tax gain
But a tuxedo
Sure beats a speedo
I can't get over all the ways people have been taxed before, reminds me about reading of that horrible sounding ship tax in the 1600s, the governments will do anything to tax you, even for just being a witches and to me that makes the government be a load of.... annoyances haha. I refuse to rhyme with bad language at this time.
ReplyDeletehaha if they can find a way to make a buck
DeleteThen we are shit out of luck
As they don't give a feck
Hmmm I guess I got off your non swearing truck haha
If they start taxing for cats
ReplyDeleteor any kind of pets
I'll have to run off to Timbuk Two
where I can still keep my zoo!
People down here can't really whine
cuz they voted in the tax god for another time!
hahaha.
haha that is true
DeleteTaxes were voted at your US zoo
Oh and guess what?
Here at our hut
There is a cat tax floating around
But I ignore it at my ground
Never will pay that thing
They can shove it up their rear and hear the cling
So, what would they do?
DeleteSearch every home for a kitty or two?
And only cats?
Must be a dog owner that thought of that!
haha.
Dogs are taxed too
DeleteCats came second at our zoo
I guess to try and make people pay
For having them outside at their bay
No one I know actually pays the thing
At any wing
I guess I've fallen into the spam trap again.
ReplyDeleteBlogger should recognize me at your bin!
ha.
Blogger has it in for you
DeleteIt seems at my zoo
You are tooo timely
ReplyDeleteIt's spooky and finally
2 envelopes I did just seal
To pay quarterly tax without zeal.
From the news that I hear
I again want a beer
From my ears, I purported
All new tax is assorted
To make my new pocketbook thin
Let's change that beer to a gin.
Haha need something stronger
DeleteFor the tax bill gets longer
And damn I am good
Must be those psychic powers in my hood
Mine will be complex this year. Thanks for the early reminder.
ReplyDeletehaha does not sound like fun
DeleteSorry for bringing it up under my sun
They're taxing souls now? Well, I guess I don't have to worry. I probably don't have one anyway. ;)
ReplyDeletehaha you can get off cheap
DeleteThat ought to piss off the tax creep
Poppin' Fresh thought he would try
ReplyDeleteto suck him some dough.
But, when he bent over
instead of a popover,
he became a pretzel
Silly guy.
Ouch that would cause alarm
DeleteTwisting an arm
And maybe filling a hole
That wasn't a goal
He might have bought the farm
No one here is taxed to the max like us Canadians ~ Sigh ~
ReplyDeleteMy son, who is a CA does the work, I don't bother with it ~
Have a good week Pat ~
haha yeah we get taxed up the ying yang
DeleteI just do my own and hear my money clang
What was it the Beatles sang? "And when you're dead he'll tax your eyes . . ."
ReplyDeleteAnd your ears too
DeleteProb charge more if you are blue
Don't make me get political up in here, cat! I'm not happy with Uncle Sam right now, not happy at all! We are taxed to high hell and it don't sit well!
ReplyDeletehaha political and you would be fun
DeleteTo see you give it a run
Ha ha, I enjoyed reading all the factses
ReplyDeleteyou shared about the dreaded taxes
that take money to the maxes
when we turn our backses!
Don't even have to turn around now
DeleteThey will even tax a poor milking cow
A "Pee tax"! My Cod, what will they think of next! We will gladly give them all the pee they'd like!
ReplyDeletehaha seems they thought of much
DeleteI'd hate to be the one to have to count it and such
Wouldn't it be just too rude
ReplyDeleteIf they began to tax my food?
I might "Meow" in a way that's crude
And tell that taxman, "Go -- yourself, Dood!"
Pat already says that
DeleteBut agreed, then so would the cat
soul tax...pee tax and powdered wigs...ha..can it get worse...smiles
ReplyDeleteExcrement by the pound tax would be worse
DeleteEnough to make any one curse haha
haha, I've never done my taxes naked... so funny. I just got my 2013 paycheck though and taxes have definitely taken a larger chunk out: boo!
ReplyDeleteYeah same with me
DeleteSucks big time and causes no glee
My Dad's accountant does all our taxes so no worries for me. :D
ReplyDeleteNice thing for him to do
DeleteAs I'm stuck doing them all at my zoo