So you can't think what to write? You are sitting there day and night but it just does not work. I guess the cat can leave you with a smirk. So far I have yet to run out of ideas and such. Sometimes I just have way too much. But I will not brag for some may gag. Anyway, here is a trick or ten at your bay.
Take a look at your feet.
Do they look neat?
There you go.
Describe them at your show.
Watch your pet,
And you can bet.
That they will do something,
That will stir a write at your wing.
If not just cheat.
Don't suffer defeat.
Take a pic and post it up.
Easy as can be for your writing hiccup.
Open a news page.
Find something that sparks rage.
Then that is that.
Channel it at your mat.
Or pick two words,
Could be sung by birds.
Anything from "holy crap" to "giggity bop"
They will surely make your brain hop.
Spurt out some facts,
Of some random acts.
Knowledge is always good.
Although you can't help those that are as dumb as wood.
But there you go.
That whole line could make 50 posts show.
Dumb as a stump.
Dumb hairdo of Trump.
Dump at the Trump was taken.
Even if old one eye was fakin'
It was her goof,
That there was no solid proof.
Could rant about how to get proof.
Or what comes from a leaky roof.
See, pull a rhyme from your ass,
And things will amass.
Already gave myself ten ideas with this post.
Maybe I should take a break to the coast.
What would I need to take?
Another post that could make.
Damn, I'm on a roll.
What you see as you take a stroll.
Complain about the bridge toll.
Yap about a lofty goal.
All and all it isn't so hard.
Just look out at the yard.
An idea will spark,
So your mind will no longer go dark.
Isn't the cat just so helpful today? I guess once in a while I can be at my bay. Yeah, I will never let the Trump thing go, unless actual evidence starts to show. Anyway, there is your lesson for today class. It also allowed for another rambling from my little rhyming ass.
Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.
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ReplyDeleteHank
First
DeleteMaking all worst
That's just fantastic
ReplyDeleteGetting ideas in many ways
Get off the butt and seek
Whatever that sways
Lots of strategies given
Some are way out some are ok
If they work then just flaunt
One upmanship the way to play!
Hank
Yeah just have to look around
DeleteAnd many ideas are found
The way out ones can be fun
And I have to give them a run haha
smiles...very cool....there is inspiration all around us if we look, and sometimes look sideways at it, that is why i dont believe in writers block...its an excuse, when you refuse to write, or dont feel like it.
ReplyDeleteYeah can find it all around
DeleteThat is why every day a post is found
Only thing that stops me
Is being fecked up at my sea
Writers block
Is simply a crock
I feel all aglow
ReplyDeleteFrom your post it does show
Brilliant words you display
And who could say nay
Ideas are flashing
You don't need a bashing
As you said from your bay
And your words you don't weigh
You just let it happen
Wake up from your napp'n
Ideas come streaming
From a cold window beaming.
But alas I am right
It just isn't my plight.
Time is my issue
I'll reach for a tissue
As a tear goes ker-plop
I'll reach for a mop
And perhaps time
Will perform like a mime
Pfft to the mime
DeleteThey are just a crime haha
And see lots of ideas flow
Just from the comment you gave a go
Cleaning and mimes
Sure are fun times haha
Lots of ideas here
ReplyDeletewrite without fear
don't shed a tear
no need for beer
a poem is always near!
Yep always found
DeleteWhether cat or hound
Even if one sniffs a butt
Or it is about smut haha
Sometimes smut accomplishes what is necessary. LOL.
Deletehaha that is true
DeleteSmut may need to come due
Inspiration can be found in a tree
ReplyDeleteOr at the sight of a flower being pollinated by a bee
It can be found in a stream
Or after a slumber accompanied by a crazy dream
All that matters, whatever the source
Is that we maintain our passion for writing, or course.
That is very true
DeleteThe passion must stay in view
No matter what it is
All can be adapted to this writing biz
Blogging does offer lessons in patience and creativity. And who knew that feet could very well be involved?
ReplyDeleteYeah teaches you something new everyday
DeleteLike zombie feet on display haha
You continue to remain aloof
ReplyDeletealthough I have provided plenty of proof
(http://mockturtlemusings.com/2012/08/the-golden-throne.html)
Face it cat, you've been had
no need to run around all mad
it's like you have a stick up your butt
you'd be happier hanging around a mutt
But you continue to fornicate with the Viking Lady
and she is nothing but wacky and shady
So, off you go, run and play in your litter box
and hope you don't contract kitty pox.
Pfft not solid proof
DeleteOne big goof
I'll chew the fat
And not let go of that
For viing fornication is fun
And surely must be done
my dog does nothing but sleep and eat though.
ReplyDeleteWell as long as when you dog decides to eat
DeleteIt isn't poo he uses for a treat
There is a blogger on my sidebar
ReplyDeletethat at least 3 times a month by far
Starts a post with, "I don't really have anything to say"
and I think, "then don't bother at your bay"
That title doesn't make me want to visit
as you drone...gives me a fit.
There are worse things than not posting
and one is asking us to read the bore you're hosting.
hahahaha. Next time I'll send them to your sea
to get some inspiration from thee!
Pfft that would just bore
DeleteAs the mundane shows at ones shore
If you can't think of anything other than that
Would be ignored by the cat
I'll pelt them with a pringle can
Then they will have something to rant about but may not be a fan
Yep,..if that is the first line
DeleteI don't even take the time.
But it does crack me up
if you have nothing, then just shut up!
lol....
LMAO that last line is divine
DeleteShould be a motto or made into a sign
Feel free to use
DeleteI won't sue.
haha.
haha wouldn't get anything anyway
DeleteFrom our bay haha
well that is so true
Deletethat would turn me blue.
I was thinking of that fountain of youth.
you need to find it, and quick, too!
Just to dip your bad arm in
and bring it out like a brand new limb!
lol....
haha actually turning blue at your zoo
DeleteThat would be funny to come due
That would be nice to be had as well
As the arm does still cause much hell
Maybe you could donate it to science
Deletein exchange for a bionic arm appliance!
Like the Six Million Dollar Man,
might be fun across your land!
Doing things nobody can do
and be pain free again, too!
Maybe go on a money making tour
and write a book the money to lure.
Just remember who your favorite editor is
and don't forget her in the money biz.
hahaha
haha that would be grand
DeleteAs long a water it could withstand
Wouldn't want it to rust
And sharing would sure be a must
Excellent ideas. Yea, since I write about stupid, wacky crap I certainly don't have to look very far for material.
ReplyDeleteNo, there will always be much of the crap
DeleteFor always some crazy gal or chap
orlin N casie...
ReplyDeleteif yur dad haza writerz block
him shuld take a slite wee brake
N we hope hiz eye dea frum de yard
wuz knot a burd for de love oh cod's sake
hay, haza grate week oh end anda FABulous flouder fryday
No break at my sea
DeleteAt least until May for me
As posts will get done
Even if my arm is as good as if it was shot by a gun
I usually don't have trouble thinking of what to write, but that might be because I'm only posting every 3rd day. :P
ReplyDeleteYeah every third day
DeleteDoes make it easier at one bay
Thanks for sharing the tips of your incredible inspiration!
ReplyDeleteIncredible you say
Deletehaha I think crazy would work better for my bay
It's always great to hear about what to do when inspiration is lacking from the great Cat himself. Great post buddy, I'm going to try some of these tricks next time I get writers block for sure.
ReplyDeleteNow you can go on the writing attack
DeleteThanks to the rhyme at my shack
Pat, in response to your comment at my bay, I TRULY believe that every poem someone writes is about the poet! (whether they deny it or not) So....ha...each poem you write here is about you. LOL.
ReplyDeletehahaha I will have to try hard
DeleteTo make a real fake one at my yard
When asked how I come up with what to write
ReplyDeleteI look at them and say, "I wing it, I must allow."
But, they insist, "That so? That can't be right!"
Then, I admit, "How do you know I'm not winging it now?"
haha a conurum to be had
DeleteBet that makes you glad
Feet! Yes, there's my next riveting post in the making . . .
ReplyDeletehaha glad I could help out
DeleteNow I expect a feet post
When the Human's imagination
ReplyDeleteCame up completely bare
She found her inspiration
In writing about Donald Trump's hair.
HA ha ha
LOL and many a thing can come due
DeleteMaking fun of his well hairdo
Hey this is exactly what I needed! I had a terrible time this week coming up with something to write about. Now I know to check here when I stuck!
ReplyDeleteWell there you go
DeleteThe cat has such a helpful show
Lots of excellent ideas for writing/creative prompts here today, many I've tried at my bay but the feet, nope that one I have not tread, for what would come I can only dread, as I'm forever tainted by those of that zombie guy. Again, lots of really excellent prompts here spun with fun as is the norm, for the cat's always in his rhyming form. Thanks
ReplyDeleteYeah just had fun
DeleteAnd spit out whatever popped in under my sun
Forever tainted by the feet
haha love it over the zombie treat